Apr 29, 2009

Warning - not a multi-tasker

It seems that I have a very developed sense of awareness, which is unfortunate as I lack the proportionate attention span nor the short term memory. When I'm on a project, I often get distracted by something shiny and hops off after it like a horny rabbit. When I come back to it, I'll forget what I was doing and wastes more time trying to figure it out before getting it wrong anyway.

This explains my mountainous amount of unfinished personal projects. I have learned to leave notes and take screenshots of any work-in-progress for my future self's reference, nonetheless I would be defeated by my other flaws called Lazy-ass(tm) and Procrastination(tm).

In fact, I'm blogging right now when I should be working.

Poor Phoebe, who has to put on headphones when watching The Gem of Life so that I wouldn't be drawn to the mesmerizing sound of Hong Kong dramas playing from a laptop.



That did not stop me from reading the subtitles, though.

Mar 30, 2009

LaMB - Spoilers!




Original, interesting, pretty and enjoyable.

These are the things that LaMB is not.

In 2007 Animax held a scriptwriting contest, inviting anime fans to submit their stories with the prospect of turning them into an anime show for TV. Carmelo S. J. Juinio, a writer from the Phillippines, was one of the finalist who submitted the script that became the basis for LaMB.

The story of LaMB takes place on a desert planet called Cerra. The prison system on Cerra has been replaced with lamination, a technology that puts criminals in sex-ed out, transparent body fitting suits that inhibits their freewill and the ability to open their mouth. These criminals, referred to as Lambs, are then put back into the society as labors (or slaves). Like a bad marketing campaign, the individials who engage the services of the Lambs are affectionately called Sheperds.

The show feature some (relatively) big names such as The Click Five and Simple Plan who provided the songs, Van Ness Wu and Josie Ho for the character voices and Vivienne Tam who provided the designs for some of the dresses.

As a CG artist, let me just get this out of the way: LaMB is not good to look at, to put it nicely. The show is produced by Peach Blossom Studio in Singapore, who used Flash for the 2D animation. The excuse for this was given by one of the staffs during an interview: The process of creating anime the Japanese way was too complex and time consuming, so they opted for Flash and promised to deliver something new and unique. It was probably another way to say "Animax spent all their budget getting big names onboard, so we can't afford to spend it on making good quality animations.". There are some 3D scenes, but even those are poorly implemented. I wondered how difficult was it to actually get a Japanese animation studio to do it in the first place.

The character voice overs are also rather unconvincing. The delivery of the dialogue is emotionless and inappropriate at best, downright cringeworthy at worst. The music is nothing to shout about either; Why they got western bands to perform the songs, when there are perfectly fine artists in Asia, is anybody's guess.

Admittedly I was at first intrigued by the idea of lamination as well as an Animax original production. But when more and more footage of the show began to surface, I started to get a bad vibe about it. Those feelings were soon proven correct when it was finally aired it last week. To Carmelo S. J. Juinio's credit, the premise of the show was quite promising on paper, only to be let down by poor execution.

LaMB is launched on several platforms including a website, graphic novels, mobile content and a video game.

Mar 7, 2009

Augmented reality in Flash

New word of the day - Glyph Tracking.

Point you browser here to experience some pretty awesome technology at work, and it's all in Flash! You'll need a webcam, preferable a mic and of course, the latest version of Flash player. Just follow the instructions on the website.

If you are one of those unfortunate bunch who doesn't have a webcam, you'll just have to settle with the demo video below:



The application is basically a very interesting way to use glyph tracking technology (If you haven't realize, the square symbol is the glyph). You don't even have to print out the symbol; I simply took a picture of the glyph on my phone's camera and displayed it to the webcam.

Feb 24, 2009

How can I help you today?

Farhee's post on teleconferencing reminded me of my call center days at an international card company. I was a authorization analyst, which means most of the time I was in charge of authorizing card charges for the merchants internationally.

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Me: Good Evening Mr...(double checks his name)..Deadman.

Aussies have the darnest names.

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Customer: Finally, a human being!

A customer who was held on automated voice response for a tad too long

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Customer: Is this Bombay?
Me: No ma'am this is Malaysia.
Customer: Oh My god!

Sometimes I sound like an Indian.

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Call comes in, I greet in Cantonese. No answer. Greets again. No answer. Check the phone display: the call was from Australia.

And yes, I was dozing off when that call came in.

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Colleague: Ma'am, can you verify the person in front of you is Sir Elton John.

Would it be embarassing if he was asked for his ID?


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Customer: Why was my charge declined?
Colleague: This are our policy rules, sir (followed by a short explanation of the rules).
Customer: No, no, this business model won't work.

He then launches into a half hour lecture on why he thinks so.

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Customer: I'm going to buy a house with my card.
Colleague: I'm sorry sir you can't do that (again, follows up with an explanation.)
Customer: Whats your name?
Colleague offers his name.
Customer: OK, you'll be expecting my legal letter.
Colleague: Thank you sir.

In this line of work, legal threats was a daily affair. One should accept with gratitude.

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The priceless one

Platinum Card customer: Why did you decline my charge?
Colleague: Ask yourself (hangs up).

The disgruntled colleague proceeded to decline the charge using his team leader's ID, and quit the same day.

Feb 15, 2009

V for Valentine

This year's Valentines we decided to visit the Look Out Point aka Little Genting for a piece of the alleged breathtaking mountain view of KL.



The only resemblance to the actual Genting Highlands was the steep, winding road. But the view was as splendid as advertised, something the highland resort couldn't hope to emulate.

We had a light dinner at the Gasoline restaurant, one of the three restaurants there, and was lucky to get a relatively strategic table with a view. The service, however, was awful. If you intend to dine at any one the restaurants there, make sure you call to reserve a table.

EDIT: I have been duly told that Little Genting is NOT Look Out Point, regardless of what google maps told me. Damn you, Internet!

Feb 4, 2009

Colin's bear

This got me laughing for days.



According to the youtube page, this reel was created by certain Colin Sanders who recently graduated from UOIT's (University of Ontario Institute of Technology) game development programme, and was apparently pretty pissed due to the ineptness of his professor(s) who failed to teach him anything useful.

This video has since made it's round in the CG community, making Mr Sanders here famous of all the wrong reasons, if he is in fact looking for a career in this industry.

That's why I always tell my students: don't depend on me.

Jan 18, 2009

Hotel 626

If you are into horror films, this interactive flash game should make you scream with giddiness. It's pretty professionally done, as it is apparently sponsored by Doritos (odd, but don't ask me why).


long dark corridors - hallmark of the horror genre

For the best scare, make sure you switch off the lights and put your headphone on. Oh, you'll also need a working webcam and a microphone to complete the game.

Good luck.

P/S : IMPORTANT! the game will only run between 6pm to 6 am, though you can change your Windows clock to trick it into running, but whats the fun in that?

Jan 8, 2009

Street Fighter galore

OH lookie! The Legend of Chun Li! another pile of hollywood-ize shit I don't wanna watch!





On the other hand, Street Fighter IV ( The game! dammit! ) is looking increasingly drool-worthy, visual-wise.






Dec 25, 2008

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....

Merry Christmas everyone!

Although Phoebe and I agreed that we would not buy gifts for each other this year, I secretly bought her a huge stuffed monkey a few days ago to surprise her on Christmas midnight. Judging from her immediate affection for the now christened "Dai tou bok" (translate: big head...something) monkey, it was worth every penny and trouble that I went through to buy it.



Not to be outdone, Phoebe also conspired to pay me back - in double, literally:



She knew I have been eyeing these Star Wars - The Clone Wars figurines for some time now but haven't got the heart to shell out the cash for it, so she thought this would be a great way to exact "vengeance" on me :P

So, it has been a very Merry Christmas for the both of us. Have I ever mentioned I adore her to bits?

Dec 17, 2008